Alright, let’s see what you got! BEAT IT!

Don’t drink and jog.

I laugh as I go through screenshots because it’s a trip at how glitchy Halo 3 can be and how people capitalize on capturing the weird stuff they see, like in this shot.  Makes for good captions though.

“Holy damn! Were one of you jack asses going to warn me there was a hole here?”

Happy Sunday!  Hey, I’ve had a great day.  The hard drive in my laptop just died.  Amazing, huh?  Yeah, I just lost 2 years of my life because I made the mistake of not making a backing up my photos and other very important docs.  Forgive me if my caption is lacking effort.  I’m pretty […]

Alright, suckas!  Give it all you got and see if you can beatz the caption.  If you winz, I’ll buy you a Skittle.  One stipulation. You have to show up to my house to have it awarded.
“Yeehaaaa-oh look, there’s a new Burger King!”

Wow.  I just watched some kid do a bunch of one armed pull ups.  I tried to show him that it was easy and that I could do more than him, but my arm started to break off and gravy began to excrete.  That’s how I roll!  The Master Chief in today’s caption looks like […]

Alright, suckas!  I’m thinking about having a caption contest.  But if we’re going to do that we’ll need a lot more participation.  If you’re reading this right now, you can’t leave until you’ve posted a caption.  Come on! As long as you have some sense of humor, it’s pretty easy to do.  Just look at […]

Did I tell you guys that I gained 53 lbs over the holiday break?  I did.  I now look like Danny Devito, but nerdier.  :(  That’s what happens when you gain an addiction to deep fried McGriddles, stuffed between 2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts, amidst the holiday chocolates and left over Christmas ham.  I’ve cut back […]

 Well, everyone, welcome back from the holidays.  I hope you didn’t catch Santa Claus doing things with your Mom that even Ron Jeremy would envy.  My friend did.  He said he saw Santa and his Mom knitting a quilt together.  Now that’s just nasty!
Well, now that we’re back, I know Santa’s back to sitting in […]

Well, this will officially be the last caption pic I post until January 6, 2009!  Aren’t we suppose to have hoverboards and flying cars by now? What the hell’s going on?   And, too, I thought we would have civilized parts of Mars by now, but that doesn’t seem to be happening either.  Oh well.  Atleast […]

It was just yesterday that I was hangin’ out with some dwarfs dressed up like elves, claiming the same; that they were indeed from the North Pole and Santa had sent them to see if I had been a good boy.  After my 12th cup of eggnog I started thinking “Hey, these guys might really […]